Teh Lemonsmith

I introduce you to the blog balrog. He roams the blogging community smashing shitty blogs, and destroying boring posts. After a four day hiatus from google reader I accumulated an overwhelmingly large number of blogs to read. Releasing the blog balrog, the monster cleared the reader of all piss poor blogs and all that remained [...]

I love the people that the internet drags in. Here are the comments from a blog on “How to Make an Orange Julius”.

If you are anything of an internet aficionado I am sure that you have experienced LOLCATS. If you haven’t, let me help pull you out of internet noobdom, and acquaint you with a phenomenon only the internet could create. Here’s a link to a famous LOLCATS website. Don’t spend too much time there, your brain [...]

A week ago I wrote a post on human trafficking and how prevalent it is in our world in hopes to raise awareness. Since then I’ve been doing a fair of reading on the subject, and even more time praying for a way to help. Praise God an idea has bubble forth. It started when [...]

I was reading through the Gospel of Matthew when I came across this Jesus gem. “Follow me, and let the dead bury their own dead.” This is Jesus’ response to a dude who wanted to follow Jesus as soon as he finished burying his father. This guy’s father had died (or was going to die) [...]

This is a notice for anyone who is or will spend time around children. Do NOT tell a child to fold the nose of a paper airplane in. I repeat. Do NOT tell a child to fold the nose of a paper airplane in. Nothing is more disheartening and upsetting then spending time carefully crafting [...]

Where is your life going? Yesterday I read through Donald Miller’s A Million Miles in a Thousand Years for the millionth time in a single year. Either the book is dangerously deceptive or it’s magicked up with some wizarding spell, because if I even slip it open to do a quick comb over I slip [...]

“According to the account in Luke chapter 8, when a crowd started following Him, Jesus began speaking in parables- ‘so that’ those who weren’t genuinely listening wouldn’t get it. When crowds gather today, speakers are extraconscious of communicating in a way that is accessible to everyone. Speakers don’t use Jesus’ tactic to eliminate people who [...]

Anne Jackson is many things, but I know her as a blogger and she’s a damn good one. When I scan through my Google reader, I cross my fingers that I’ll see a new post with her name on it. With her consistent down-to-earth writing voice she seems like the type of person that you [...]

In these spring afternoons I have to ask myself one question again and again. “Am I strong enough mentally to eat a whole box of raisins?” I wouldn’t have to question myself, but lately boxes of raisins have weaseled their way into my pockets. I have been tempted by hunger to eat one or two, [...]